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Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Caption Contest

I ran across this picture while looking through stock photos for some greeting cards I was writing.

Let's see who can come up with the best caption for this lovely little image of impending motherhood. The more outrageous the better.

Let the hi-larity begin!

9 comments:

  1. Hmmm...I want say that I have a great caption for this but I don't right now. Maybe I'll sleep on it. Does the winner get a free toaster oven?

    P.S. Also is it just me or is today's 10/24 EEK very reminiscent of good old Triple Take?

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  2. Something tells me the abortion didn't take.

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  3. Child Abuse: It's not just for outside-womb kids anymore.

    or

    When only the best will do for your lil' bastard.

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  4. After her third beer, Denise decided to blow off this week’s kickboxing class.

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  6. Scott,

    I couldn't come up with a gag.
    But i did find the orignial image you got this from.
    Take a look.
    Here


    Rick

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  7. Great stuff, guys!

    Rick... that is TOO funny!

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  8. ...Nuclear tit-warhead milk... high octane, low quality, best regards! OR: "Enough with the fancy trimmings; BREAK OUT!! I love spoiling my kids!" OR: -- and now folks, a look at the humble beginnings of our future world-renowned Nobel winner for curing asscaholeism

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  9. I can't decide on a winner. Everyone who participated, email me at scott@scottnickel.com and I'll send you something cool for your efforts. (Sorry, it's NOT a toaster oven.)

    Scott

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