I didn't think about it at the time, but after your comment I came up with this, which, while not dirty, is fairly historically accurate:
There once was a young king named Tut Whose vizier was a bit of a nut When the king lost his life The vizier took his wife And into his tomb Tut was shut
Or there's this dirty version:
There once was a young king named Tut Whose endowment none could rebut When he climbed into bed His wife pointed and said Is that thing a third leg, or what?
Anyone else want to try their hand at the lost limerick?
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What's the rest of the limerick? Is it filhy? It's driving me crazy.
Good question, Richard...
I didn't think about it at the time, but after your comment I came up with this, which, while not dirty, is fairly historically accurate:
There once was a young king named Tut
Whose vizier was a bit of a nut
When the king lost his life
The vizier took his wife
And into his tomb Tut was shut
Or there's this dirty version:
There once was a young king named Tut
Whose endowment none could rebut
When he climbed into bed
His wife pointed and said
Is that thing a third leg, or what?
Anyone else want to try their hand at the lost limerick?
Hahaha! Those're great! The beginning bit's been running through my head all day and I couldn't come up with the rest.
The dirty version's brilliant. I wouldn't even try to top it.
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